Chris writes:
So I had died, don’t know how, but I was sitting in the lobby of an office tower which unbeknownst to me was purgatory. I hadn’t really realized I had died until the receptionist and some others came up and told me I had died and they were going to take me to heaven. “Ah” I thought, “so thats why I’m here.” As they were leading me to an elevator an evil me appeared dressed all in red with little horns and a tail trying to beckon me to another elevator, saying how much fun it would be etc. Well, I saw right through it of course, the red with the horns and tail, that was so predictable did anybody actually fall for that anymore? So I went with the angels and we took the elevator up to the third floor, a floor just like any office floor where I would spend the rest of eternity in front of a computer doing heaven’s work, which I assumed meant I was doing good in the world, I didn’t really know. Continue reading
Johann writes:
one of my favorite dreams isn’t one of mine.
a fella who i worked with on a paint crew one summer dreamt that on one job he was supposed to crumble chips-a-hoy cookies into the paint before applying it. this way it would give the house a stucco-like texture. unfortunately for him, his co-workers kept on eating all the cookies and so he couldn’t get the job done in time or under-budget (nabisco is a pricey painting expense, i guess…)
Last night I dreamt my boss installed hidden cameras in my office and was watching me last night photocopying my feet that day.
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